In the city of Houston, of course. I don’t have THAT much time to troll around all the damned cities and countries on Craigslist, sheesh.
Alright, so this is the first ever Best of Houston Craigslist Men 4 Women Personals post. Woohoo! These personals range anywhere from harmlessly stupid, to obliviously entitled, to downright scary. Every couple of days I’ll be posting a link to a m4w CL ad that catches my attention for some reason or another.
Here it is! The Young Millionaire….
Potential domestic violence situation? Yep. He’s going to “take care of your financial and emotional needs…” Isn’t that something pimps do? Yep.
I’ll let you all rip away at the rest.
That’s a pretty standard pimp come on ad in the Seattle area.
This sounds like a really bad version/attempt at recreating “Pretty Woman” in real life. Minus the cutesy ending. Excuse me while I hurl in my trash can.