Such are the self-centered romantic and repulsive seductive personals submitted by arrogant, misogynist assholes on Washington D.C.’s craigslist:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/765051690.html
Now, typically when I come across male asshole rants on craigslist I laugh it off and move on*, but I decided to write this nasty little booger a nice email reply:
“Go fuck yourself.
-Sincerely,
An intelligent, cynical, and embittered woman”
This is the response I got:
“WOW..really? you’re not a feminist at all eh? Now I’d kindly ask you to return the favor of fucking themselves but I fear you’d enjoy it a bit much…?”
Haha, oh but I am darling, I am. More than you’ll ever know 
Who is “themselves”?? Hmm.
Go ahead and send Sunny Deo (sunnyd.rr@gmail.com) your best wishes in reminding him that not all women are the same. Lawd knows he needs more than a “cunty compatriot” for his dating and screwing needs.
*one of the best things to do when you are super bored at work with nothing to do (and if you have access to a computer) is to go on Craigslist and browse through the god-awful “men seeking women” personals on craigslist. You might either spontaneously combust OR laugh your head off OR shudder in fright. Good times, good times.
Also horrific is the “rants and raves” section — regularly filled with racist, xenophobic crap, and often mocking photographs of very fat women with related commentary.
Amy, I just saw the “rants and raves” section, and that was scary, scary. A festering pool of right-wing and pseudo-liberal bigots vomiting any crap that comes to their wretched minds. ::shudders::
NOT good times.
I’ve never heard of craigslist. But the comic in this post is very funny! I’d like to make a similar one myself
Yeah that reply makes no sense Lara. It might have if he’d said ‘yourself’ but he is clearly stoopid as well as offensive. I have got a computer at work, but I doubt you can access craigslist….